I'm sick of first impressions.

My name is Alexis and I'm the prodigal daughter of Blogger.

Let's just say I've been boycotting this site since my freshman year of high school, and I swore I would never turn back. And yet, hello, I have returned in my second year of University. (Side note: blog design is hard, as every background besides flat white looks amateur and I just want to be classy, okay?)

I've tried everything. And by "everything," I mean WordPress, Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr (I'm not having a stroke; I've attempted "serious blogging" on Tumblr roughly 8 times, but I have a weakness for reblogging cat gifs) and Weebly. While each is near and dear to my heart, each has driven me away because nobody cares about or remembers blogs on websites they have never heard of.

And if there are two things I crave, it's being cared about and remembered.

Just kidding, I crave chocolate and hummus more than most things in life. Not together, you creep.

If you missed out on my other, most recent blogging adventures, you might want to give those a look-see using this link. Just to give you a taste of what you're in for here.

As for me, I'm a 19 year old University of Utah girl. I love reading and writing and wearing your grandparent's hand-me-downs (or at very least, their look-a-likes.) I am happily gruesome, see also: psychotic (according to my mother.) I am the proud owner of a typewriter from the 1930s and a cat who is recently three-legged. I live with three girls, but only one has a blog that I know about: her name is Sarah. I love taking selfies and drinking Starbucks and wearing leggings and I think Uggs can be forgiven but only if you're wearing them for comfort and they are not sequined, but Crocs are a one-way ticket to purgatory. I'm the secret and unfortunate love child of a stereotypical white girl and what hipsters aspire to be. I'm also a Scorpio in an on-again-off-again relationship with really bad horror movies. My best friend is Alena and if I'm lucky she'll find time in her busy work/school schedule to read this.

Today, I spent three hours realizing my dream of becoming Raven and Dick Grayson from Teen Titans while playing Injustice: Gods Among Us and I regret none of it at all.

I hope to see you here next weekend, but I'm awfully forgetful and lazy when it comes to scheduling in time to blog. I shouldn't be, because writing of all sorts is important to me, and I don't want to treat it as anything otherwise.

.alexis.